how to paint your shoes ?

OK this is an easy one

HOW TO... paint your shoes

this is a good thing for when your mum or dad buys you shoes that you don't like

but they cant exchange them because they got them for you when they went overseas and didn't take you. but they thought they could make up for it by buying you the "coolest " shoes in the shit skate/surf/boogie/ripstick/fashion shop they went to "the guy at the store said they were the latest and coolest"so we got them for you .

or if you are just broke and you find some shoes you like in a shit colour way you can just make them sweet .

or you are just bored of your shoes and you want a change

so what you need is

shoes

spray paint

caps for paint (fatter the better)

tape

new laces to match the colour you are painting

cardboard/newspaper

step1. take out laces (if you leave them in you lazy cunt , you will get lines of were the laces are and you cant have that !!)

step 2. tape the sole

step 3. tape over anything else you don't want to be painted

step 4. take shoes out side and put down paper/ cardboard and start to paint

*helpful hint i like to use the fattest cap i can get when i am painting shoes so it cover the shoe quicker

step 5. paint the other shoe

step 6. apply 2 to 3 coats to get the best results . then leave to dry in well ventilated place

step 7. once dry take off tape and re-lace shoe with new laces

step 8. go shred in your new shoes !!!