john came in today as he does most days .
drops by and says hi
as he was leaving today out the corner of his eye he saw something on the road
"what the fuck !!" he said out loud
he ran out on to the road stopping traffic
in the manner he would normal do and his menial job that he works 5 days a week
( if you are john his boss dont read the next line)
(by the way he might be leaving soon so if you need a good cunt to work for you john rules)
out in the great suburb of new lynn.
he is a STOP-GO guy ,letting people go and wait at his delight
as they are building a new train line to ease the congestion problem we have
in our fair city of ours .
as he was stopping traffic on one of the busiest corners in the whole of the new zealand
he could not believe his eyes
'yes my eyes its true my eyes aren't playing tricks on me'
(that is kind of a crazy way of saying it ) he thought to himself
and as john bent down to pick up a crisp $10 dollar bill
he let out a yelp of joy !!
he was so ecstatic at his find
that he thought of his friends at cheapskates
so he went around to symonds diary just around the corner from where he found his spoil .
and brought nippys for all his friend at cheapskates .
(john drank josh's one for him thats how much of a good friend john is!!! )
john gave the nippys 3 out of 3 nippys
they cost $2.50 each
375ml
made in Oz
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