OK this is an easy one
HOW TO... paint your shoes
this is a good thing for when your mum or dad buys you shoes that you don't like
but they cant exchange them because they got them for you when they went overseas and didn't take you. but they thought they could make up for it by buying you the "coolest " shoes in the shit skate/surf/boogie/ripstick/fashion shop they went to "the guy at the store said they were the latest and coolest"so we got them for you .
or if you are just broke and you find some shoes you like in a shit colour way you can just make them sweet .
or you are just bored of your shoes and you want a change
so what you need is
shoes
spray paint
caps for paint (fatter the better)
tape
new laces to match the colour you are painting
cardboard/newspaper
step1. take out laces (if you leave them in you lazy cunt , you will get lines of were the laces are and you cant have that !!)
step 2. tape the sole
step 3. tape over anything else you don't want to be painted
step 4. take shoes out side and put down paper/ cardboard and start to paint
*helpful hint i like to use the fattest cap i can get when i am painting shoes so it cover the shoe quicker
step 5. paint the other shoe
step 6. apply 2 to 3 coats to get the best results . then leave to dry in well ventilated place
step 7. once dry take off tape and re-lace shoe with new laces
step 8. go shred in your new shoes !!!
